okimafan:

And this is the truth.

trans-advice:

aleksandraesthetic:

don’t ever say jacksfilms isn’t anything less than a gift

Just choked on the tea from snickering

positive-memes:

Don’t give up!!

tockthewatchdog:

i would die for every sweet ditzy woman on earth. every time some gross man makes fun of a ditzy woman im like ill kill you. i will literally fucking kill you. her life is objectively worth more than yours

kingcoughsyrup:

urfavstansvriska:

vladimir lenin from voltron: legendary defender stans vriska!

this post sucker punches you 3 times 

oakttree:

bittyjack:

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

funereal-disease:

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

slow-riot:

institute-for-thermal-research:

durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

thebrakshow:

theradicalace:

rincentvanuggh:

minnoux:

tilthat:

TIL inner speech (AKA the voice inside your head) is accompanied by tiny muscular movements in the larynx

via ift.tt

don’t like that

There’s a concept for a “mind reading” piece of texh that detects those muscle movements and uses AI to determine what your thinking, so you can think a command like “make coffee” and it will send out a signal to your coffee machine to make coffee.

i HATE that

I think to myself, “I want to die,” and then Alexa reads my throat muscles and kills me